Chapter One - How Creepy Doll came to live here

<---------  Meet Creepy Doll.  She wants to play wiiiith yeeewwwww...

It was a typical Saturday morning. A morning spent driving around from Garage Sale to Garage Sale looking for that ever-elusive bargain.  Typical, except for one thing - this is how Creepy Doll chose to come home with me...

While looking through boxes at one particular sale, I happened to look down and in a giant plastic bin marked $0.10, when I spy a vintage Strawberry Shortcake hat peeking out at me.  I reach down and notice the hat is being worn by none other than da da da!!!!:

Creepy Doll.

"Oh well", I think to myself, "It's 10 cents, I can just throw out the doll afterwards; at least my little vintage SS doll will now be complete again!"

Not so fast!

Creepy Doll's personality decided to debut and start making life difficult right then and there.  Hubby had to run to the car to grab a lousy dime since the people having the sale couldn't make the proper change nor offered to just give her to me even though we bought other stuff.

Score 1 for Creepy Doll!

Leaving the sale, I place Creepy Doll in the side pocket of the car door and forget about her until later.  That is until I look down to see where she is, and she's GONE!

"Damn! Did she fall out when I opened the door maybe?"  No.  Creepy Doll ended up under my seat.  The side pocket is DEEP, yet somehow she fell out and made it under the seat, with her hat off her head.

"How in the hell did she do that?" I mumble to myself.

Score 2 for Creepy Doll!

Creepy Doll then proceeds to look me in the eye and whispers "I want to be famous.  I like attention.  GIVE IT TO ME NOW!  As you can see, I'm dirty and neglected and have chosen YOU to be my minion.  Take photos of me whenever possible and talk about me on the internet.  I DEMAND IT!"

"Fine Creepy Doll, fine."  I said.  "You win.  I'll do as you say."

Truthfully, I'm too scared not to.  I have visions of Creepy Doll showing up in the oddest of places if I ignore her for too long; just like that possesed, dirty doll in True Blood...

Till next time readers,

stay safe!