Chapter Six - Apparently Creepy Doll has been watching DVDs

Chapter 5 - Creepy Doll adds to her army

Creepy Doll hypnotizes Demolisher to be her new slave...  What will she have him do?

Chapter 4 - Creepy Doll picks one lucky person to give her their soul

Hey Minions!  A few days ago, on my Facebook Fan page (yeah that's right, I have FANS!) I said when I reached 25 or more I would hold a draw to collect someone's soul for a prize of a $20 virtual gift-certificate to The Junky Shop (one of the finest online stores for imports of dolls, doll accessories, and figurines).

And the Winner is:

GINA M. you owe me your soul!!!!  Give it to me now!

(Me): Uhh Creepy Doll?  Gina can have the prize without giving you her soul, just this once 'K?

Ok, ok!  I want her email address to forward onto Junky Spot though!  And maybe then, I'll sell it to promotional companies!  Muwahahahaahah!  Spam, Spam, Spam!

(Me):  No Creepy Doll, no!  We'll just give it to Junky Spot and that is all!  Do you want me to call the Exorcist on you?

Nooooooooooooooooooo!  I'll behave!  (Nyah, Nyah, she'll never notice I have my fingers crossed behind my back!)

(Me):  Congrats Gina M.!  You can contact me via the facebook page with the email address you'd like to use for Junky Spot, and I'll forward your info onto the owner.  :c)

(Me):  Uh Creepy Doll, what are you up to?

(Creepy Doll): See what happens when I'm not obeyed?!!?  That hat was mine and I want it back... NOW!

Chapter Two - fitting right in

Hey everyone!  Creepy Doll here.  I'm taking over this blog because my Minion just isn't up to the task.  It doesn't matter that my tiny hands and arms can't reach the keyboard, where there's a will there's a way!

As you can see, I'm fitting in quite nicely and have made a new friend already!

I'm building my army one doll at a time... muwahahaha!

Until next time,

Remember to be nice to your dolls people!

Creepy Doll

Chapter One - How Creepy Doll came to live here

<---------  Meet Creepy Doll.  She wants to play wiiiith yeeewwwww...

It was a typical Saturday morning. A morning spent driving around from Garage Sale to Garage Sale looking for that ever-elusive bargain.  Typical, except for one thing - this is how Creepy Doll chose to come home with me...

While looking through boxes at one particular sale, I happened to look down and in a giant plastic bin marked $0.10, when I spy a vintage Strawberry Shortcake hat peeking out at me.  I reach down and notice the hat is being worn by none other than da da da!!!!:

Creepy Doll.

"Oh well", I think to myself, "It's 10 cents, I can just throw out the doll afterwards; at least my little vintage SS doll will now be complete again!"

Not so fast!

Creepy Doll's personality decided to debut and start making life difficult right then and there.  Hubby had to run to the car to grab a lousy dime since the people having the sale couldn't make the proper change nor offered to just give her to me even though we bought other stuff.

Score 1 for Creepy Doll!

Leaving the sale, I place Creepy Doll in the side pocket of the car door and forget about her until later.  That is until I look down to see where she is, and she's GONE!

"Damn! Did she fall out when I opened the door maybe?"  No.  Creepy Doll ended up under my seat.  The side pocket is DEEP, yet somehow she fell out and made it under the seat, with her hat off her head.

"How in the hell did she do that?" I mumble to myself.

Score 2 for Creepy Doll!

Creepy Doll then proceeds to look me in the eye and whispers "I want to be famous.  I like attention.  GIVE IT TO ME NOW!  As you can see, I'm dirty and neglected and have chosen YOU to be my minion.  Take photos of me whenever possible and talk about me on the internet.  I DEMAND IT!"

"Fine Creepy Doll, fine."  I said.  "You win.  I'll do as you say."

Truthfully, I'm too scared not to.  I have visions of Creepy Doll showing up in the oddest of places if I ignore her for too long; just like that possesed, dirty doll in True Blood...

Till next time readers,

stay safe!